In an unprecedented move that has stunned political analysts and economists alike, former U.S. President Donald J. Trump has reportedly signed a symbolic decree declaring his intention to “buy everything” in the country.
While details of the decree remain unclear, Trump is said to have jokingly announced, “If it’s for sale, I’ll take it. America is open for business, and I’m the biggest customer.” Sources close to the former president claim the decree was more of a publicity stunt than a real economic policy — but that hasn’t stopped social media from going into overdrive.
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Supporters hailed it as “the ultimate business move.”
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Critics labeled it “another reality TV moment.”
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Economists scratched their heads, wondering if it’s even legally possible.
The decree reportedly includes everything from real estate and major corporations to “all the best golf courses” and even “the moon if it’s available.”
Whether this is a genuine attempt at national acquisition or simply another headline-grabbing moment, one thing is certain — Donald Trump has once again managed to keep the spotlight firmly on himself.
